Duck, duck, e-goose.
I think he doesn't have a shirt because his pants were too expensive. As such, he will place high value in shirts when he grows older. He will hold benefit concerts to help shirtless children around the globe in the hopes that someday kids will never have to endure the plight he once had. After years of research, he will design the perfect shirt, one that does not produce a farmer's tan or stretch at the neckline.His pants, on the other hand, are baggy enough to last him well into adolescence.
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